The perks
of overweight
it’s harder for me
to get kidnapped!
I ain’t fat
just gotten fluffy
got some shrinking to do
this covid era
with its lockdown
and with my eight crew
who test my sanity
they have me turned
to a vampire
who wants to feed off
from the poison
of all foods
sugar
and now my fat cells
are exploding
in celebration and
I am popping
bigger than I have ever been.